Category: Joke Board
> Spiders and Mating:
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> A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
> as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought
> about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
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> see what work of God had captured her attention.
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> He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
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> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
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> "They're mating," her father replied.
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> "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
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> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
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> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
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> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
> question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
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> The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
> took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having
> any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden."
HO ho ho ha ha ha!
Very good, Carla.
Bob